Combat the Monkey Butt
Anti Monkey Butt Powder is a product specifically designed to combat your sore, sweat-soaked hide.
When riding with the powder applied, it was difficult to tell exactly what effect it was having on my buttocks. However, after several rides with it applied and a couple without, I realized that the difficulty I had in pinpointing the effects of the powder was simply because AMBP was just doing its job: keeping my rump dry.
Ok, I really need to phrase this next paragraph carefully....
The day that I really became convinced of AMBP's effectiveness was on another hot, humid Georgia day with temperatures in the low 90's. I had applied the powder to my chamois, but let's just say I hadn't done a very thorough job of it, and that it had clumped further towards the back. After finishing the ride, I distinctly noticed that my rear-ward nether regions were dry and comfortable, while some unmentionables further forward were completely soaked and sticky.
Lesson learned: this stuff just works!
5 comments:
I've always been curious as to whether or not this stuff works, dude. Time-to-time I even thought about buying it just for the novelty....butt(whoop!) now that I know it works, I may have to make a purchase in the near future.
Haha! Yeah dude, it actually does work really well, and its not expensive at all. It only costs like $5.95 MSRP per bottle, which is not much at all. Cool stuff!
lol, the way you describe things is quite funny.
I need some of that. I've had a few instances of monkeybuttness lately after some long rides this summer and its not sexy. Its not cool. Its not sexy or cool.
DEFINITELY not sexy OR cool
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